If you didn't see it on television, hear it on the radio or read it in the newspaper, then it never happened, right?
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The Gonads Holler™ (fictitious) is the local weekly in the town of Gonads,
NFWTV™ (No Freakin' Wires Television™) (fictitious) is a joint venture partner with
The Solace Creek Statesman™ is a (fictitious) newspaper in the village of Solace Creek,
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KZUD 88.2 FM™ (fictitious) Joined the ChaliceMedia family, getting ready for the Flyover War™.
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